pureslime:

pureslime:

late at night thinking about the california speed easter egg

This billboard is among the scariest things mankind has ever conceived.

automaticfave:

Everyone THINKS they know the facts but I bet y’all didn’t know that John F. Kennedy was really just ‘John Kennedy’ until he died. The ‘F’ was added later to pay respects. In this essay, I will

bemusedlybespectacled:

catlips001:

m0uthslikesidewindermissiles:

catlips001:

kosmonin:

do kids these days know about glomping?

What is that?

hehe…. *glomps you* OwO

:3

What the fuck?

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.

cuntofthunder:

zoobus:

If you google Tony the Tiger, even if safe search is on, a very well drawn, almost imperceptible picture of him laid back with his finger in his ass is the fifth picture, top row result in Google Images

flatbottomholland:

Just to let people know, Tumblr is deleting porn bots. Which means as they do this, other accounts end up unfollowing blogs – without actually clicking the unfollow themselves- so, just make sure you’re still following your favourite blogs because, for some reason, I’ve unfollowed ten accounts without me doing that myself!