Okay Banks did something fucking hilarious for once

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

big tiddy gamestop goth gf is out

thicc blonde olive garden hostess gf is in

Nevermind they overcooked my chicken parm

I got accused of honest to god sexual harassment over this post and when I told them it was all made up while I was bored at olive garden they accused me of gaslighting them and blocked me

Why can’t I get fun attention for once like some olive garden pastasmith seeing this and going haha very funny here’s a gift card for breadsticks and a cup of our finest OG water

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

loloftheday:

Seems like a legit form of measurement

Bless whoever posted this ad.

Things we think are cool!

sirlorence:

Finding my iPod from high school!

new-xkit-extension:

pancakeke:

idea for a new xkit extension: replace the reblog icon with randomized tf2 kill icons

This has just been contributed by @circlejourney to the New XKit gallery. Tumblr Fortress 2 is now free-to-play, forever!

pon-raul:

lagonegirl:

me: i really need to talk this out with someone

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!

this is one of the Russian Chaos Agents tumblr banned lmao

beleafeon:

beleafeon:

beleafeon:

Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet?

It could be coming out of anything. What wasted potential.

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just guys

wastelandbaby:

New copypasta for 2017 ?

WATCH: Female presenter destroys male co-host in cotton candy eating contest

buzzfeed:

floatinglonewanderer:

lionesshathor:

se0ctopus:

HORMMNOMNOM

Im fucking crying

“When I finished, I had no idea I was so quick either,” she said.

But she added that she knew she was going to win because while her opponent was trash-talking her, she was already formulating a plan.

WATCH: Female presenter destroys male co-host in cotton candy eating contest

loloftheday:

A joke book from 1940, And it was pure savage