cinema sins is so bad for the skin it’s like 23 solid minutes of that shitty ding noise and jokes that don’t land and 40 different instances of “sin for [common and effective film/storytelling technique that has been around for decades and is easily understood through a minimal application of critical thinking]”.
dont forget “[female character] isn’t giving me a lapdance” and “sin for not being spoonfed to me right now and requiring me to watch the rest of the movie”
well i guess this is it 