gallusrostromegalus:

hyratel:

amelie-not-amelia:

catchymemes:

“My mom
has 5 sets of china (don’t ask) and put them in her pool prior to being
evacuated from fires in northern California. The dishware survived!”

Mom priorities

@biomechanicalfishhorror @ocoree @gallusrostromegalus

1. To quote an old engineering proverb: “If it looks stupid, but it works, it’s not stupid.”

2. I love that the two lawn chairs are in there too.

neckbearcl:

donovonshepard:

neckbearcl:

little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.

AHAHAHAHAHAH

hahahahahahaha

*wiping a single tear from my eye*

that is the SADDEST attempt at bullshit i’ve read in a while on here.

nothing gets past this guy