brendanthesalty:

My goal in life is to create a shitpost that has juuuust the right balance of quirkiness, wokeness and cringey Tumblr meme humor to inspire someone to make a Kickstarter for a fake show about it and scam hundreds of teenagers out of thousands of dollars.

sevey6:

tendous-satoris:

Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs!

Me, playing such a video game: My strategy is to be physically stronger than my enemy. My tactic is to hit them really really hard.

You A Fool: You’ve got to time your attacks, know when to dodge and use health items intetmittently.

Me, A Genius: keep attacking constantly… no breaks…no health… only win.