me when someone @’s me on discord for anything ever
Tag: same
me being put on the electric chair for my crimes
shout out to my mutuals of 6+ years who probably have like CIA level dirt on me from when we were all into homestuck
My goal in life is to create a shitpost that has juuuust the right balance of quirkiness, wokeness and cringey Tumblr meme humor to inspire someone to make a Kickstarter for a fake show about it and scam hundreds of teenagers out of thousands of dollars.
me: *sees gif of comedian discussing an important issue*
me:
Getting in to fighting games is hard :
WHAT I LEARNED IN TRAINING MODE IS
WHAT I LEARNED IN TRAINING MODE IS
someone: responds to something I’ve said with a tone of disinterest
me:
Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs!
Me, playing such a video game: My strategy is to be physically stronger than my enemy. My tactic is to hit them really really hard.
You A Fool: You’ve got to time your attacks, know when to dodge and use health items intetmittently.
Me, A Genius: keep attacking constantly… no breaks…no health… only win.







