girlfriend: *tries to boop my nose*
me, knowing if she does so the top of my head will pop open to reveal a gamecube disc reader: haha babe stoooooop
Tag: same
I’m phobic
Just scared
me: joins a discord server
me:
me: haha time to mute it and never be active on it ever again
roomsona
what would you look like as a room? you can draw it or write it out.
it can be any room. bedroom, ballroom, closet, mausoleum, nuclear diffusion chamber. it just has to represent you as a person.
i know his name isnt actually Sans Undertale but i straight up cannot call him anything else
*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch
i miss him
him
mom: you look distracted, what are you thinking about?
me: oh, it’s nothing…
Me at 2 AM, brain shutting down, trying my damndest to keep my eyes open to type out my final I love you goodnight to my friends so they know I love them and goodnight



