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amalishope:

When they say goodnight but you still see them online an hour later..

commongayboy:

Them: your fave is problematic
Me: I want to see the receipts
Them: *hands me the receipts*
Me:

marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

mayomola:

You: earth-chan!!!!! :3

Me, an intellectual:

earthio

floozys:

me every year

winter: *kills all the flowers and the leaves*

me: i guess this is just the way it is forever now

spring: hey bonch

me:

wereralph:

bulph:

Me: *Makes a minor mistake irl*

The twitch chat that never stops in my mind:

Me: *fixes minor mistake irl*

The twitch chat that never stops in my mind:

fridaynightfisticuffs:

me when i see anything about romantic domestic monster/human relationships:

enecoo:

enecoo:

Wikipedia but everything is in future tense

lesbianshepard:

if you get a message from me asking for bitcoin it’s fake because i have no idea how bitcoin works and i will only ask you for cold hard cash

sonypraystation:

railroadsoftware:

did anyone actually ever read those animorph books

just stared at the covers for a concerningly long amount of time before putting it back where i found it