skyrim – Page 3 – well i guess this is it

chefpyro:

skyrim guard: now you best not go looking for old man fucks murder cavern

quest added: look for old man fucks murder cavern

the-slav-from-hell:

oyaria:

The Thot has no power over the simple, hard working man

energyprison:

most people in skyrim: yeah about 500 years ago tiber septim founded the empire and then about 200 years ago the oblivion crisis happened and thats just about every important event

every nord: at the DAWN OF TIME my greeat great grandfather HANDS FUCK-BEARD, the greatest hero who EVER LIVED, built this farm with with nothing but his NUTS

oldmanyellsatcloud:

nirnnet:

Death to the Empire!

AS FEARLESS IN DEATH

AS HE WAS IN LIFE

gaygothur:

Reminder that the foot models in Skyrim are literally just shoes with a foot texture slapped over it

yungterra:

YOU’RE PATHETIC

slumbermancer:

vodcar:

slumbermancer:

i love a winter. i love a mountain. thanks so much

Do I have a game for you!

29k notes. twenty nine Thousand notes, and the mystery microphone man STILL has not told me what his game for me is. sir if you do not leave my home immediately i WILL stop preparing meals for you

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/nukac0la/172779249119/tumblr_p6xrwsd6pn1sjnq4e?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://nukac0la.tumblr.com/post/172779249119/audio_player_iframe/nukac0la/tumblr_p6xrwsd6pn1sjnq4e?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fnukac0la%2F172779249119%2Ftumblr_p6xrwsd6pn1sjnq4e

paper-mario-wiki:

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bethanny-esda:

me playing skyrim: I don’t know why everyone who isn’t a nord treats the nords like they’re super dumb. sure they’re a little dumb but it’s not that bad.

me, playing morrowind, after coming across the 10th nord who’s gotten cursed by a witch: ah

Tag: skyrim

YOU’RE PATHETIC

Do I have a game for you!