We didn’t need to bring back Snake’s ass for Smash
We just needed a different perspective!
just as wil e. coyote can paint a flat tunnel on a wall realistic enough for his prey to inexplicably run through, so too can sakurai paint a flat ass to look round when viewed from dead-on
why did the colonel lay so fucking hard into luigi
That video cuts off right before he starts chanting “La li lu le lo” revealing himself to be the GW simulation of the Colonel. This tells us three very important things:
This fight, and indeed perhaps the entire Smash Bros tournament is a simulation
This isn’t actually Solid Snake at all, but Raiden acting as Snake as part of his VR training
The Patriots have a vested interest in suppressing Luigi
well i guess this is it 