elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
EVERYBODY GET ON HIGH ALERT THERE’S LESBIAN TWI’LEKS IN THE HAN SOLO MOVIE
basically, disney is not giving ANY fucks right now
please raise the bar
Tag: star wars
#never 4get that rey was excited to meet han because of his criminal activity#not because of his war heroics#lolololol I LOVE HER#light of my life#han solo#finn#gifs#tfa
I love Chewie in the background shrugging at Finn like ‘war hero is a bit strong tbh mate’
luke skywalker wanted to go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters but instead the entire plot of star wars happened & that’s basically like having your #1 goal being a trip to Hom Depot and instead you get harrison ford and religion
‘Having fun there, Kid?’
This is so funny, mostly bc it’s another reason why George Lucas is a dumbass
I just found out there’s Jabba the Hutt soap
Some dude: We need a new product for Star Wars. Any ideas?
Marketer with a WEIRD kink:
RUB JABBA ON YOUR NAKED, WET, FORM!
Some dude: BRILLIANT
someone call Diego Luna immediately
The Resistance after The Last Jedi:
My name is Kylo Ren. Black sweater, black coffee, black soul. My parents don’t understand me.
well i guess this is it 