As ever the best jedi remains qui gon for engineering a disaster that would ruin the universe but dying before he had to face any consequences for his actions
the only spoiler from tlj you need to know is that Luke drinks fresh monster tiddy milk straight up and enjoys it with a grin like the sick fuck he is
okay but this scene really doesn’t have quite the same impact when you can’t hear the weird orgasmic noise the foreskin-walrus made when it was being milked
its a weird quirk of wookiepedia – because the whole star wars series takes place “a long time ago” they insist on referring to everything in the past tense
Lol when a 14 year old tries to tell off a 39 year old, gotta laugh.
Let’s just say meeting a real life Anti is an experience.
Did you… Did you meet an anti in real life? Tell me more! Tell me more *Singing from Grease erupts*
So I’m in the toilets at the market I work at washing my hands minding my own business, and I notice this young girl at the taps looking me up and down scowling. Note I’m wearing my hair in three buns and have a Kylo tee on. So I’m like
“Is there a problem?”
And she just says
“Are you a fucking Reylo?”
And I’m like
“Geez, what gave it away?” Because I have zero chill when it comes to smart arse teens and she starts going off her nut at me, screaming, literally screaming all the usual
Reylo is abusive, racist blah blah blah. Now she’s so loud her mum comes running in from outside to see what’s going on.
I just turned around and said
“I don’t know who you think you are but how dare you talk to me or anyone like that.”
Her mum just hit the roof at her, telling her off in front of about ten other market workers for her yelling, swearing, having the nerve to yell at an adult she doesn’t know like that…
And then he Mum finished with the classic line…
“What did you think was going to happen with Kylo and Rey?! Of course that’s what’s going on!”
So she not only embarrassed herself, she got in major trouble and found out her Mum ships Reylo…
It was a great start to the day.
FUCKING LEGENDARY
I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE
IM CRYING OMG HAHAHAHHAHA
yall this is so fake im screaming oh my god.
No it’s true, I was there, I was the mom AND the toilets.
well i guess this is it 