Hi my name is Pink Diamond I have fluffy pink hair (that’s how I got my name) like cotton candy that almost reaches my shoulders and bright pink eyes like cherry soda and a lot of people tell me I look like Rose Quartz (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!!). I’m not related to Mystery Girl but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a diamond but my teeth are pointy and white. I have pale pink skin. I’m also a gem, and I come from a magic planet called Homeworld in space where I’m the fourth diamond (I’m really important). I’m a big deal (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly pink. For example today I was wearing a pink croptop with matching pink poofy sleeves on it and a pink frilly tutu, poofy pink pantaloons and hot pink boots. I was wearing pink lipstick, pink foundation, black eyeliner and pink shadow. I was walking inside a moonbase. Some drop ships were attacking a planet, which I was very happy about. Yellow Diamond stared at me. I put up my middle finger at her.
I wonder how many open plot threads Steven universe has right now. Like, in total. Cause I can’t remotely keep track anymore.
lars in space
who shattered pink diamond
white diamond? (not addressed)
lapis fucked off into space with the barn so peridot’s living with steven again (resolved? is that a resolution? on hold?)
pearl cant talk about certain things for some reason (not addressed)
amethyst’s self-perceived inadequacy (resolved since smokey quartz?)
what caused corruption and how to cure it (on hold?)
jasper’s corruption (bubbled, on hold?)
bismuth (bubbled, resolved?)
the human zoo (on hold? what, they just gonna leave em all there?)
who the fuck is the temple fusion (not addressed)
peridot has never fused (irrelevant?)
what happened to topaz (irrelevant?)
that big floating ball in the moon base that they focused on but then garnet was like whatev and they fuckin ignored it like you KNOW that thing’s gonna come back in some way
big fuckoff underwater sword??? last seen in EPISODE TWENTY SIX of SEASON ONE
don’t worry i’m sure the next bomb will answer all of these and not just bring even more questions right? RIGHT!?
Kimberly Brooks in response to a question about how what influenced her when she was thinking about how to voice Jasper. Just before the video starts she says she was shopping for a refrigerator at Sears and was helped by a woman named Betty.
I can’t believe my most accurate read on jasper was “she doesn’t sound evil, she sounds like she works in retail”
well i guess this is it 