troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?

Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

a blue heavy conga’d up to me, gave me a high five and conga’d away

and then a spy killed him

tinyplanetsandscreenshots:

“The MVM Collection”

celebrating tf2′s 10 year anniversary with a viewing party of this

candygarnet:

uberchain:

I am SO SORRY for all of the content creators this applies to right now like that has to be the worst timing omg

quick question @ valve: what the fuck is this

locust-god:

locust-god:

sn0wbro:

contrary to popular belief, this was actually the heavy update, not the pyro update

how

oh

shitpeoplesayintf2:

About forty seconds later they came at me and it was very unfortunate.

sn0wbro:

i’ve found a new successor to the tf2 video where the demoman misses all of his shots and waltzes onto the point

may i present

a soldier blowing stickybombs into his own team

wachtelspinat:

also my heavy and me are looking forward for this fresh new fruit