weird things I’ve heard in TF2

bird-bro:

  • An in-depth debate about what Jim Carrey movies are the best
  • 2 guys arguing about pasta and one of them shouting “Al Dente doesn’t mean tender, you fuck!”
  • Asking how many dicks we’d suck for a billion dollars
  • admin put it to a vote, top answer was 1,000
  • Some guy reading aloud Fifty Shades of Grey
  • same guy reading TF2 smut fic
  • At least 3 games of Would You Rather
  • Half the server was drunk and singing Christmas carols
  • Got into a discussion about pie and traded recipes with an old guy

bloombuffed:

moehistory:

A well known strategist during an age of the warring states period. At first appearance, she looks just a beautiful lady with a delicate smile, but she is famous about her masterpiece, The Art of War. But, she says she is a pacifist. The reason of writing the book was to spread all the strategies so that people don’t fight each other.

Sun Tzu

AND I THINK HE KNOWS A LITTLES MORE ABOUT BEING AN ANIME GIRL THEN YOU DO PAL BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT