Tag: terrible

gaming-succubus:

inthenameofpeacewemakewar:

meanmulatto:

British ppl rlly got thr short end of the stick could u imagine getting fucked by a brit “cheers love give us a cum” like absolutely not!!!!!

The upside is that, nine times out of ten, our accent is like liquid sex to most American women.  ‘Cause what would you rather hear? 

“Ay, baybee.  You got a fine ass.  You wanna go somewhere and fuck?” 

-or-

“You look positively radiant, my dear.  Would you like to stop for a cup of coffee somewhere on the way back to my place?”  

oh my god

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windycube:

bittertits:

duskdragonxiii:

duskdragonxiii:

duskdragonxiii:

duskdragonxiii:

duskdragonxiii:

Horses just be standing around in fields naked eating some of that sweet sweet grass

What a life

Do centaurs graze

Can u just catch a centaur grabbing that green shit from the ground and shoving it into thier mouth hole

Majestic

centaurs do not graze. their human faces are not designed for chomping cellulose all day. from this we can infer that they have an omnivorous digestive system to match, and thus a narrower abdomen than horses. centaurs are sleek, deadly consumers of everything but grass

unless they have an extra horse head growing out the human tummy in which case all bets are off

actually, every single reply to this post is either wrong or a coward, so here’s my nuclear take

fozzie:

fozzie:

akinator updated and i feel like i dont even know him anymore

youre not the man who bested me countless times in the arena of wits. youre a stranger. this victory is meaningless.