How to fish

SPOILING the end of each Elder Scrolls game without any context:

Arena: You assemble a magic walking stick so you can kill and then save the Emperor.

Daggerfall: A dozen different people get the same giant robot and kill each other with it. Also they don’t.

Morrowind: You kill an undead leader and destroy an old artifact, thus dooming your entire province to be squished by a rock.

Oblivion: You convince a man to break a really valuable gem right before he dies.

Skyrim: You and a bunch of ghosts yell at a big lizard until it dies so you can save the world. Either your country is ruled by racist assholes, or is conquered by racist assholes. You decide.

ES Online: You absorb the soul of one of your friends so you can kill a god who’s evil because he absorbs the souls of people.

pickleparades:

hey listen, this is the funniest thing i’ve ever recorded in my entire life as someone who plays video games, it’s unedited and live and you have to see it

thewigmonsters:

thewigmonsters:

did you want a mod that adds more dragons to skyrim se, because you can have this. you can have even more dragons.

i have looked into the void and it has welcomed me in as an old friend

vanusgalerions:

sergeiboobtitsky:

a fun fact about me: when i first started playing morrowind, i didnt realize what having tribunal active would entail, i thought it would just be like new vegas or oblivion where they’re like “hey there’s a new place or thing for you to do, yeehaw,” and on the other hand i was like why is this game so hard, why do you get murder attempts every time you try to sleep. i’m level 1. i dont need this shit

the nerevarine leaving yelp reviews at every inn in vvardenfell like:

wizardshark:

30-minute-memes:

Staying Productive

“AND THAT THIEF OVER THERE”