pudgeydoodles:

There were a lot of old ladies watching the shape of water.

I just got out of the 4 dollar movie theater, after watching Guillermo Del Toro’s Shape Of Water, which I did love, but kinda had an awkward time in watching it.

The theater wasn’t really packed, I’d say there was like 40% of the seats filled. But, it was filled with a bunch of old ladies, I’m talking bitty nice grannies in their 70s and 80s.

I noticed this cus I was sitting right in front of them as we waited for the movie and just listened to them talking to each other about their day, how much they’ve been wanting to watch this movie for a while and about their pets and kids and grandkids.

I also noticed them cud during the movie, especially during the masturbation and sex scenes I just here some of them quietly whispering “oh my!” Or “ to be that young again” or “I wasn’t expecting them to show that! Thank goodness I’m watching it with you instead of [name I assume is her daughter] they would of asked if I wanted to leave the theater!”

They seemed to enjoy themselves though, because after the movie, as we left the theater, I heard them talk about how much they enjoyed it, and how disappointed one granny in particular was at “the amount of sex there was with just the people, and not much at all of the fish man”.

You and me both granny. You and me both.