The year is 2021 and Bethesda is bankrupt after the final loss in a series of class action lawsuits. Todd Howard trips on his way down the courthouse steps and cracks his skull open. While in the ambulance, Todd has a Scrooge-esque visit from the ghosts of abandoned game mechanics past and realizes the error of his ways.

Todd comes to in the ambulance. The paramedic says, “Hey you, you’re finally awake.”

The original vid got taken to Youtube copyright hell so Todd…tell me more lies

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TODD HAS FALLEN ASLEEP, YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO BUY A NON-BETHESDA GAME BEFORE HE AWAKENS, GO GO GO

Todd Howard IS Jon Arbuckle!

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They’ve finally released him

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i bought skyrim and now todd is standing on my lawn demanding that i buy more

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I made a discord bot that responds to all mentions of “todd” and “skyrim” with random todd howard edits but…. “bethesda” isn’t a keyword

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What’s that outside?

*Knock Knock*

It’s Me! Todd Howard. Let me in.

Open up! I have a new fallout for you to buy!

Open the door.

Now.

I warned you.

Well now that i’m inside

Buy

My

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*BOOM!*

GO FORTH AND PURCHASE