toast-potent:

truly NOTHING is a funnier phenomenon than when you see an extremely bad take on tumblr, start laughing at it, and then think “oh wait, a lot of kids use tumblr, maybe it’s just some 14-year-old who is a little misguided” so you go to op’s blog and it turns out they’re 33

trilllizard666:

x

sidsass:

frogparty:

frogparty:

gasolina, the original despacito,

you all know im right. you all know its fucking true.

despacito WISHES it had half the raw energy of gasolina

dunkstein:

koobaxion:

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

smuganimebitch:

tumblr talks a big game about monster fucking but you guys see one velociraptor blowjob and suddenly you’re all clutching your pearls and fainting

8765489009:

I love how you can tell which tumblr users go outside and which don’t

itsraviolibitch:

When you no longer care for a series but you check in every now and then for that one character