@ all my followers who are currently under 16 and live in the EU or EEA (European economic area):
Tumblr will probably delete your blog or terminate it on 25th May 2018. They’re updating to terms and conditions and New European Privacy and the new minimum age to use tumblr will be 16.
Bobby Dunbar was an American boy who disappeared at the age of four. After an eight-month nationwide search, investigators believed that they had found the child in Mississippi, in the hands of William Cantwell Walters of North Carolina. Dunbar’s parents claimed the boy as their missing son. However, both Walters and a woman named Julia Anderson insisted that the boy with him was Anderson’s son. Julia Anderson could not afford a lawyer. The boy lived out the remainder of his life as Bobby Dunbar. He had four children of his own and died in 1966. In 2004, DNA profiling established in retrospect that the boy was not related to the Dunbars. (Source)
[Brachiosaurus projectile vomiting and physics associated with such tracemaking activity (left), and hypothetical trace resulting from this behavior, with main impact crater, associated stream, and small-theropod victims (right).]
A plate from Tony Martin’s Dinosaurs without Bones
If i ever come home and find black people on my living room floor I hooe theyre dressed like these black people because then i can build them a fort.
Then some social justice motherfucker going to come along and ask why i put the blanket wearing black people in my ghetto fort. Then blanket black dad will be like “motherfucker, I earn well above the median national wage motherfucker” after he done cover his child’s ears.
I then commence to zap the SJW motherfucker with my spray bottle laced with childrens laughter and LSD.
The blanket black people manned the cushioned ramparts and fought valiantly.
The casualties included a horrible white pants-suit, a battalion of trigger warnings, and the pronoun “xie”.
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
well i guess this is it 