hugerez:

quoms:

ornamentalcabbage:

it’s literally impossible to make jokes anymore

all day long free refills of respect women juice

they set it to W for Wumbo

therapsid:

shoeshoe5:

elytrid:

ciefable:

really appreciate that they included all the m&m’s turn-ons on their character profile pages

Holy shit this is a real page. It asks you for you birth date.

How could you post her but not the others.

well THAT sure is presumptuous

teruterusky:

childhoodruiner:

mechutha:

mrfistsalad:

Shown:

Nickelodeon Studios Sign (above)
Nickelodeon Studios Sign post-Dan Schneider (below)

Doesn’t dan Schneider have a confirmed foot fetish

So apparently Nickelodeon is cutting ties with Schneider partly because of this:

gaymilesedgeworth:

mattrasubje:

vichy:

gaymilesedgeworth:

“why do you think Queer Theory™ is bad?” start here

i got this far and then died of sepsis

Ok but ist that being gender non-comforming ? Also its go against idea femininy exist to attract men and masculinity to attract women… so its like non-binary

I can’t be gay if I am gender non-comforming or non-binary? Like what are you taking about? Straights have to be homophobic or heteronormative ?

this reads like you trained a bot to regurgitate buzzwords like i have no idea what this is meant to communicate

shampooligan:

the interview just OPENS with this and it completely fucking blindsided me

realityassassin:

druidviolence:

speedlimit15:

what the fuck

it’s actually inverted out of respect!! – plimbko the elf requested to be hanged from an upside down tree because he felt himself unworthy of a death in the same manner as santa

This is the scariest addition to a post I think I’ve ever seen

I just farted in my wallet.

spankmehillary:

infamousprincejayyeee:

reallyfunnyshortjokes:

Now I have gas money.

What song is this Nicki verse from?

kramergate:

@staff if you show me that Benedict Cumberbatch teapot thing again I’m going to walk down to your headquarters and put pebbles in all your shoes and I will not stop putting them back in every time you take them out until you alleviate my suffering

refuzz:

bogleech:

apparently this is a meme now

I ship him w/ I.M. Meen

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

summerticep:

punkfob:

Bang The Doldrums

Written for Shrek 2

FOB were contacted in 2004/5 to write it

Directors gave them specific directions on what they wanted the song to be about / sound like

FOB ignored this and thought “they don’t know what they want it to sound like”

Wrote Bang The Doldrums

Shrek producers didn’t like it and therefore didn’t use it because FOB ignored everything they asked

Bang The Doldrums was put on Infinity On High

Had no lyric adjustments because it was so off-topic for what the Shrek producers wanted it didn’t need changing for personal use

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fucking what