Tag: what

berlynn-wohl:

hapabap:

nazerine:

plasmalogical:

paxamericana:

Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers

good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day

I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them

No, no, guys, look closely.

This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)

This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.

benepla:

c-bassmeow:

This is real

flecksofpoppy:

scribblesteph:

semituring:

meganphntmgrl:

spontaneous-purple-giraffe:

fakefurby:

hottest take

Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know.

Oh, that’s what makes this a TRULY piping hot take. It’s that she, as commander, placed a civilian into combat, which is classified as a war crime because of press ganging and child soldiers, along with the whole general thing about exposing civilians to harm. Like, yeah, generally speaking, inflicting that on someone is a war crime.

The trouble is, the civilian she placed in combat? Herself.

This guy (and Human Pet Guy) are calling her a war criminal because they’re doing mental somersaults to consider her both a commander and a civilian. At the same time.

Yeah.

so we’re just stealing our discourse from fifteenth century france huh

This blog is pro-Joan of Arc and any antis will be promptly blocked

I feel like there are more relevant war criminals that could be Discoursed about.

w-r-o-u-g-h-t:

this is incredible if you visualize it

“get out”

“what the fuck? Why”

“just trust me” *drives off*

*girl walks off in a huff*

*guy driving at top speed towards a wall* “forgive me…my love”