aimmyarrowshigh:

phoenixyfriend:

My stomach hurts and I can barely breathe, because I haven’t laughed this hard in a very, very long time. I only learned about this prank less than fifteen minutes ago, but I’m already dead from how ridiculous it is.

Context: Paul Rudd has a history of going on Conan O’Brien’s shows (first Late Night, then Conan) and, when asked to show a clip from his newest movie, shows this snippet of a 1988 movie called Mac and Me (an ET ripoff) that people refer to as “the runaway wheelchair scene.” And Conan falls for it… every time. The exasperation through the years just kills me. Every time Conan thinks that he’s maybe caught a break, it happens again.

He thought that Paul Rudd might have laid off the joke for Ant-Man, in hopes of not pissing off Marvel.

Look at that face. Look at that expression. Look at how resigned and dead he is. This was his chance to get Paul Rudd to actually show a proper clip. Who would piss off Marvel? Who would waste a chance to promo their new movie for a prank they’d already been doing for fifteen years?

Paul Rudd, apparently.

raptorific:

raptorific:

Sometimes you read tumblr and realize that the only reason some of the people on here aren’t Kathy Bates in “Misery” is because their favorite content creator hasn’t had a car crash outside their house

Me: Some people are so entitled and self-obsessed that literally the only thing that’s stopping them from kidnapping and torturing the people whose creative work they enjoy of is the fact that the opportunity hasn’t fallen into their lap. This is a bad thing. Those are bad people. 

Now-blocked people in the notes/tags: Called out! This post is about me! Relatable! Random chance is the only thing stopping me from becoming the sexual sadist and serial killer described in this post! So quirky! Don’t crash your car on my street 😉 [Kathy Bates gif] #FandomLife #RespectMyHeadcanons

sushinfood:

captain-assbutt:

homestuckresources:

homestuckresources:

What font is used for the text in homestuck? (e.g. the pesterlogs, chats, narration, etc.)

information/downloads listed at mspawiki

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW OH MY FUCKING GOD. i HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE ALTERNIAN SPEECH THING, AND THEN THIS. 

KARKAT WAS INTRODUCED AS LIKING THE THRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR, AND THEY’RE FUCKING LANGUAGE IS FUCKING “FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN”.

HUUUUSSSSSIIIIEEEE

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