twink-john:

soueikaku:

every single one of you reblogging this are going to hell

This post literally crashed my phone three times when trying to reblog it

celticpyro:

jamespotters-badonkadonks:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

What is the most heterosexual thing you have ever seen?

My parents in their loving and supportive marriage where they value each other as equals and love and support their children unconditionally.

The rest of the post was garbage so I’m reblogging this wonderful and wholesome comeback and letting it end here.

iamoutofideas:

signlesstheredbloodedtroll:

therealklt:

No more Harry Potter posts needed, folks! We’re all full! Absolutely zero vacancies on Harry Potter content. You might be wondering, “Wait, but did anyone compare the Supreme Court Justices to the members of the Marauders?” Yep. I’m telling you, we don’t need even a single additional post. I encourage you to read literally any other book, now.

Draco Malfoy wrote this post

draco mouthful didn’t write shit this is real fuckin life

the-annotated-screencaps:

shopnilpranty:

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threatandormenace:

aku-no-homu:

the best episode of yugioh is when he kills a child

What if a turret said hewwo?

abessivecreativity:

yes

dangerscissor:

dangerscissor:

you see out of context this looks like brad was helping me on some academic or professional cover letter and being a supportive friend, but in reality we were trying to write a short, 3 paragraph letter together convincing the admin of a car sex website that i am a young man in love with brad’s 1999 Honda Civic. we did this in hopes he would be convinced enough by my plight to approve my membership and give us access to an exclusive, closed forum for people in sexual or romantic relationships with their cars, trucks, boats and planes. it worked. we’re in. we’re going to read so much sexy car fanfiction we might die.

ive only been at this for 15 minutes and im in teaRS i cant BREATHE THESE PEOPLE HAVE FAMILIES AND JOBS THEDKSFFADSK